There once was a man who lived in a tree?

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There once was a man who lived in a tree?

Postby Jed » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:27 pm

I dont usually do this rp stuff but im gonna give it a go, maybe get afew more of ya joining in... more of a story than a rp but whuuuutever... (yes, its all relevant)

Well once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived an acorn called Orinokey. Orinokey was not your average, tree-dwelling acorn, he was special. He had a mind of his own. He could think. one faithful day orinokey thought to himself, i wanna be a tree. so he set about digging a hole to plant himself... This of couse was difficult as even special acorns dont have arms.. But Orinokey was clever. he knew that squirrels had arms or paws or claws or whatever you wanna call them, and he also knew that squirrels liked acorns because they are yummy. So he promised Samwise Squirrel all the acorns he could eat once Orinokey was a biiiiig tree, if he dug a hole, watered and fed orinokey on the long journey to tree-dom. Samwise said yes, of course.

Maaany Maany Maany years later, Orinkey was a hugenormous tree, the biggest in all the land. Samwise had died long before this, something to do with a truck carrying ping pong balls... the chaps down at the table tennis championships were NOT amused. Anyway, Orinokey discovered that being the biggest tree ever means responsibility! All the baby squirrels and woodpeckers and owls and fat bears wanted to live in him, but this was ok because he's a tree and thats what they do. Amongst the bears, the squirrels and the woodpeckers though, lived a rather odd visitor...

Jedexidus had lived an extra-ordinary life, abandoned at the age of 5 because he was flippin huge and kept hitting stuff with a big hammer, and screaming Mongo smaaaash! everywhere he went. What an odd child you might say, but this was the least of it! Jed learned to live in the wild, feeding off berries and squirrels involved in ping pong accidents... when he was only 11 years old Jed was abducted by aliens and experimented on... and, before you say it, he did NOT enjoy, well, maybe a little bit... :x

*Yeah thats the end of chapter 1, more to come some time in the future if i'm not in therapy.*
**I appoligise for the large lump of unformatted text i just raped your eyes with**
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Postby enigma » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:40 pm

[OOC] LMAO! I loved that I actually laughed out loud :P {would like to know where said tree is and take the big hulk Trauma there.. I feel an odd connection *runs off screaming Mongo Smash!*}
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Postby Jed » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:03 pm

Thats the response i was aiming for :P more to come sometime soon.. :D
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Postby Contradictor » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:20 am

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Postby Dr.Sleepy » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:21 am

lmao i love squirrels and nuts and being expreimented on.... :mrgreen: 5 estrellas
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Postby Helhoundress » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:20 am

imao :D
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Postby Smokex » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:29 am

:D more plz.
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